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counting down to christmas.
n yaayy; tommorow's my gran's birthday. happy happy birthday gran! i hope ting's going then i'll be able to chat with her again or maybe catch a movie with the usuals.
haha. i just read this article in the newspaper. somehow wanna share it with ya.
its funny. check it out:
DEAR SANTA, PLEASE GRANT ME THESE WISHES...
Dear Santa,
I confess, I have been a bad boy this year.
So no matter how hard i pray and wish that you send the lovely Angelina Jolie to make my bed on Christmas morning, I know i stand a better chance of finding a third attap cheep (palm fruit) in my ice kacang.
So, instead of wasting whatever good karma I have left, I have decided that it is best to end the year on a good note and make wishes on behalf of those who need them more.
This is my list.
-Britney Spears
Did you see the photos of the chubby singer on the Internet without her knickers on? Oh my goodness. The caesarean scar was an absolute turn-off, not to mention her flabby thighs and beer belly.
So for the teenage sensation, I wish her a lingerie sponsorship and that she never leaves home "commando" ever again. Either that or lose some weight, honey.
-Moses Lim
What is the joy of reading about fit and athletic-looking celebrities who are taking part in the Singapore Marathon in the newspapers?
None. It is almost as challenging as being a spectator at an underwater basket-weaving competition.
But, if we had the hefty and gloriously overweight Moses Lim make a pledge that he will go the distance this month, that will stop the nation in its tracks.
I will pay good money to see the good man huuf and puff and roll his way across the finish line.
-Singapore Idol
I don't know about you, but for obvious reasons, Taufik Batisah and Hady Mirza just don't rock my boat. They do not take my breath away.
Sure, they can do songs and dance routine better than many local men.
But hey, I would now like to have a Singapore Idol who can raise my blood pressure when she wears a dress witha plunging neckline as she hits the high notes. Or gives me a cardiac arrest when she growls into the microphone in a thight miniskirt.
-Zoe Tay
She looks as if she is enjoying parenting. She looks like she is a good mother.
Hence, I wish upon a star that the Queen of Caldecott Hill will announce that baby Number Two is on the way.
Did you see her curvaceous and womanly curves just after she gave birth to baby Brayden? I must say that she won a lot of new male admirers, this writer included, when her bust exploded several sizes larger.
So, come on, Santa. Make these wishes ocme true and make this world a better place.
Also, since we are at it, maybe I can make Angelina's bed instead?
****end
HAHAA. isn't it funny?
I know, the writer's sick too. but come on, thats the humour.
and i just found out that PETER CROUCH'S HOME HAS BEEN RANSACKED!
oh man, i'm heartbroken too. (*piak and shatters) An Anston Martin car; football memorabilla and champagne worth a total of $6oo, ooo- gone.
and the thief, James Birch, was jailed for 2 and a half years (only) for plundering the homes of six star EPL footballers. TWO AND A HALF YEARS ONLY, YOU KNOW! i woudn't mind if he is jailed for two days, if only he would share his items with me. LOL.
oh and i made a mistake. its counting down to school reopens not, Christmas
well, maybe both.
Never coming home.
gosh. sickening fella.
its been such a long time since i last update.(i can't use the computer, you see)
went to west mall today and i bought this lovely dark blue nail polish. its so funky!n i saw this blue bag which cost $59.90! its soo nice, okay.haha.i'm so into blue today. wonder why(:
sigh, christmas is coming! and my granny birthday falls on the same day too! yeah gonna celebrate her birthday at warren. again.
aw man,i really want to a new bag.but i have not decided which.saw many nice bag at orchard, and yes, you guess it, all of them are over a hundred bucks!$$$ sad. but i'm willing to splurge my money on it cause i hardly buy a new bag, so i'll buy one at a go. anyway, now ther's like lots of sale in town^^.yeah! oh! and mango have a BIG sale recently.went there,bought it. heard that Zara is having a sale soon. i hope pretty soon. i want to buy their flat shoes.
holidays are a bore. can't wait to go to sch soon.i MISS my friends so so much.and of course able to study again. although i dreaded most of the lessons. its fun in sch, you see. much much better than- home.
santa,i am a good girl this year. please bring me a hairstylist.
please, and thank you.
Never coming home.
BACK!
oooh..!i just miss everybody,most of all i miss the HOT WEATHER HERE!yes it was damn cold in korea.went to jeju n seoul.had lots of fun,of course.the first two days were spent at jeju.we went up this mountain where the wind was superr STRONG! omggi,it can almost blow a 30kg plus person off! i went up a bit n decided to come down cause i really can't stand it anymore.
we went to the teddy bear museum. EEE! I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!((: all the teddy bears were so cute! n i saw the world's most expensive bear:a louis vuitton bear. its so bloody damn ex.! n i also saw PRINCESS HOURS BEARS! ohfmg! exactly the same in the k-drama! my sis bought one souvenier which is the princess hour bear of caijing!so prettttyyy! i bought one too.its a teddy bear wearing a dino costume. cutecute((:(:then went to kimchi school to learn how to make kimchi.at the same time we were to told to wear the korean costume for a photo shoot(if you want) LOL.everybody looked funnnyy n pretty too at the same time.our photographer-han sei ook, joined us on that day.he's FUN.very cheeky too!
the following days,we went to the places where the famous k-dramas were filmed.damn boring.i mean whats the purpose of going there.its so pointless. anyway i went skiing! it was the best! i didn't fall at all n i know how to ski n stop too,thanks to my brilliant coach-my tour guide.lol i so wanna ski again.its so fun! the next day we went up to this place which is like 1600m-plus above sea level.it was FREEZING up there we had a snowball fight which was damn FUN.superb' built our own snowman n took lots of photos.my fingers n toes were all NUMB?! can you believe it?but it was worth it for that snowball fight.((:
went to 2 theme park-everland n lotte world.everlang wasn't much of a fun but lotte world IS fun.went to sit the viking. ohfmmg! the whole ship went 180-degrees straight up! i just kept on screaming n screaming like hell.n my sis's legs were like jelly after coming down. LOL.i was fine.i survived of course.haha.yupps then on the last day we lived at the 6*hotel-sheraton walker-hill.it was class n the bed was comfy but i prefer the seoul lifestyle hotel.it's new n its so HI-TECH!even the toilet bowl.we also have free access to the internet in the room!so my sis n i watched youtube till midnight. that hotel was the best. if i were to rate it. it would be 6-STAR*.
Never coming home.
yayyyyyyyy. leaving for korea,tonight.so fun.all's ready!going away for 8 days including today.heard the weather's cold there.brrr.nv mind.I LOVE COLD WEATHERS.it makes u feel really nice n after being out in the cold weather,u must soaked urself in a hot tub of water.ahhh~ tats life.its makes u feel really really comfortable!the main purpose for me to go there is to SHOP! i just love shopping at overseas.cos its different from singapore n I DON'T NEED TO USE MY MONEY.my dad just give me money n let me spend all i want.if there isn't enough he'll give me more.LOL. dadddyy is ssoooo NICE! but i really hate plane flights, i always feel like vomiting but i didn't.good thing.oooh can't wait.i'm leaving singapore to fatten my wardrobe!LOL.
its been like three weeks already, after the starting of sch hols n i only managed to finish ONE homework.damn pathetic,k. usually,i'll start doing my hmk since the first day of the hol. n i'll finish them probably in two weeks,if i keep on doing n doing. but now i seem to slack n watch princess hours on youtbe all day long.HAHA. slacker.
yep,byebye blogger world.i may not be able to blog for another few weeks cos i'll be busy coping with all my hmk!
anyways, who cares if i'm leaving from the blogger world.i doubt nobody even bothers.
maybe they will be happier if i'm gone from the blogger world.
have a party, i guessed.
i don g.a.d
seriously, i'm always lonely.who can i talk to?who can i tell my feelings to?who understands me(deep deep inside)?who cares?who bothers?who gives a damn?
NOBODY.
MARY MY WORDS. NOBODY
n i mean it.
Never coming home.
so damn many hmk lah.wadthe-managed to finish reading one of the 3 bks.-heh heh.(hardworking right?^^) i doubt i could finish it lor.its mountain-high.gosh.
yay.there will be this chalet stay for netballers.its like for us to BOND to together.aiyah so many bonding stuffs for first years.its three days.n wads more there will be BBQ on the first day!(: there's gonna be activities planned,i think.(of course,duh-.-) i'm so looking forward to it!yeah!
watching princess hours.eee! its so nice.KIM JEONG HOON IS SO ATTRACTIVE.yah,any girls would fall for him.n the princess is young.gosh. u should see her photos on the net.she's actually a sexy hot babe!real HOT.shin is very very HOT too.he has six-pacs!nice;nice.
must watch okay,its really really nice.even if u don like it,then watch it for the sake of kim jeong hoon.he's such a hunk.((::
my oh my.
the sky's falling!
okay,thats like so cold.
brr.its frezzing.
Never coming home.
ahh.met pei wen at Lot1 shopper's mall just now.yeah.she has definitely grown alot,i almost couldn't recognise her!lol. anways,there was like silence for a while cause we do not noe wad to say to each other. HAHA. but elated to see each other again(:
drank milk tea with mini pearls just now.it was NICEEEEE.
sick of staying at home.doing the LAP hmk,reading books all day long.can't wait for trainings n my trip to korea.yeh!! SKIING HERE I COME!(: (skiing is fun.try it out before n it was okay lah) cut my hair n I LOOK LIKE A THREE-YEAR-OLD KID NOW! MY HAIRSTYLE IS SO KIDDY N I SIMPLY HATE IT. cant' wait for it to be long again):
haven't been in contact with jess;sheryln ys.they seemed to...
i dunno but i chat with jo n we have the same feelings.erm.i dun think u understand lah...
i dunno it seems like...erm...80% of the happy atmosphere is gone...i mean...oh shucks,nobody understands.i doubt they read this.
something wrong's with my blog.i know.i'm working it out.
bear with it for the moment.
something is wrong with me n its no business of yours.
***brats.
Never coming home.
SALAMAT HARI RAYA PUASA,EVERYBODY!
yeh.today's hari raya puasa.no sch lah.so woke up early in the morning n went to bukit timah hill to exercise.see,hardworking rite?lol.
so bored,sch's going to end soon.n now sch is a bore.
dying of boredom soon.
byebye.lazy to blog le.
'don't be sick again,okay?
'when you're sick,i feel the pain too.
Never coming home.